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Jereel Hunter on 24 July 2008
The Fury said:
Did you not see Simpsons?

M$ didn't become powerful by spending money.

 

 I was just about to mention this.

Bill Gates: "Buy em out, boys."



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Alby_da_Wolf on 24 July 2008
Aj_habfan said:
Of course you might spend some time in jail and be in massive debt after being sued, but other then that it sounds good.

Not necessarily: the agreement must say that the game will be released for both platforms, but in an unspecified future, or with wide safeguard clauses in case there are "unpredictable" delays. And once MS made you rich, you can always enjoy programming in your spare time and eventually release the (most probably awful and/or available when Ballmer will be slim, but who cares?) game, or, if you feel the need to be barely honest, pay a fraction of the money you received to indian and chinese programmers to complet..., ehm, er, write from scratch, the game.

 



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Alby_da_Wolf on 24 July 2008
CAL4M1TY said:
Fei-Hung said:
Amongst the many "beyond" stupid posts and repetitive fanboy console bashing and and same old back and forward MS is better and SONY is better posts, I thought something light hearted and clearly a JOKE would be a nice change. Clearly many people on this site lack a sense of humor or are not intelligent enough to differentiate between a joke and something of a more serious nature.

If you are one of these people, please refrain from polluting this thread. It is very clearly a nothing more then a joke and therefore doesn't need your negative, pessimistic, feedback.

Thank you.

Judging by the responses you're getting, I think you're the one that lacks the intelligence to differentiate between a joke and something of a more serious nature.

You know a joke's gone sour when people start pulling out profit and loss figures....

There is a third possibility: a counter-joke conspiracy is taking place, with everybody pretending they didn't get the joke

OK, maybe a little tortuous    

 



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steven787 on 24 July 2008

It's a joke. After suspending disbelief, it's pretty funny. Lighten up.



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quarashi on 24 July 2008
NiKKoM said:

This your first facepalm of the day?

 



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Goddbless on 24 July 2008
z101 said:
"Microsoft are not stupid"

? They lost over 7billion dollar with their xbox adventure and are now making money.

Any other firm would have made a fabulous console and a bunch of must have games with this money. And what has MS managed: A good console and a great games library.

 

Fixed

 

You don't have to thank me....



Love the product, not the company. They love your money, not you.

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colonelstubbs on 24 July 2008

Its a foolproof plan!



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