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Tenchu IV to feature kittens, might be the best game ever

While it may look like some Laser Cats to most of you, us history buffs know that Lasers were not discovered in Japan until 1714, much later than when Tenchu IV takes place. So, these cats can't shoot lasers, but they can do other awesome things. Like look cute and distract enemies.

Thinking of a ninja's arsenal, kittens don't really come to mind. They're prone to make noise (which could mean certain death for a ninja) and they take up a lot of space in a satchel. This space could be used for more deadly ninja stars. But, hey, we're not complaining. We love kittens. Even the fake kind in video games.



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Hehe, reminds me of throwing rocks in Far Cry. That was too fun!

By the way, do you know if you can just play as her the entire game? :3



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This game looks terrible so far.



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Wow, and I thought the poisoned rice ball would be the ultimate ninja weapon of all time.

No enemy can resist kittens.



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Whats the release date on this again?



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famousringo said:
Wow, and I thought the poisoned rice ball would be the ultimate ninja weapon of all time.

No enemy can resist kittens.

Dogz can unless you tie a bomb to a kitten it will be best weapon ever.



As long as its not as dissapointing as Tenchu Z, this game will be on my list too. Especially since it has cats :p



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wow this game looks really sweet



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