Oh.. and I got some Sex scars... ugh.. I dated a girl who was a bit of suicidel... her nails got into me so deep that it bleeded like hell!! that left some nasty scars... If my current girlfriend asks: It happend on a Paintball match in the woods...

You wanna know how I got these scars? When I was 17, I took my girlfriend to the aquarium. The mood struck me, and we started making out. I was all hot and bothered, but then she told me the horrible news......it was that time of the month. I was pretty pissed. "Why so serious?" she asked? I was standing there in this dark aquarium, going crazy for her, and there was nothing she could do to help me. She had the nerve to ask me a question like that? I told her to get the hell out of my sight. She left......but I was still horny. Then I noticed that the stingray aquarium was still open. I grabbed the aquatic animal out of the water, and laid it on the floor. I knew I had to get the stingray "in the mood". I placed my lips on the creature, and it went crazy! Cut my face all to shit.

I ain't gonna let no female damage me.  A girl like that just wanted you to react, and you didn't... SHAME.

(This is another JK btw. )

You wanna know how I got these scars? Last year, I went to KFC. They were selling boneless buffalo wings. I love buffalo wings. I told the clerk "Gimme 50 buffalo wings. I wanna eat them right now!" "Are you serious?", he asked. "Hell yeah!", I replied. "Why so serious?" He asked. Apparently, he didn't read this post. It says, right there in the third sentence I LOVE BUFFALO WINGS. Apparently, they didn't have fifty boneles wings, and they decided to slip in a couple of regular ones. I was chomping down on the wings, without a care in the world, when it happened. A chicken bone went right through my cheeks. Since then, I've been going to Popeye's chicken.

I love the Joker =D

Why so Serious?

Mine's not really a noticeable scar. I was playing road hockey with my brother and my neighbour, I was about 8 years old. My brother wanted to take a slap shot and told me to move. I told HIM to move because he's taking the slapshot not me. So he takes a SINGLE step back and lets it fly.....

Now being a hardcore true blue Canadian, I wasn't wearing a helmet. As the stick hit me on the backswing and foreswing I was dazed, maybe even slightly concussed. I didn't really feel any pain at first, but I looked down in my haze and saw this LONG MOTHER FUCKING white thing on the ground. My entire front tooth, your long ones at the very front, was on the ground. Now when I said ENTIRE, I mean THE ENTIRE tooth. All the way down to the root. And for the record, your front tooth is like 1-2 inches long. So I bring my hand to my face and touch the spot where my tooth once was. Blood everywhere. Of course because I hadn't noticed the blood before I was fine, but now I'm starting to ball like a baby. I run inside my mom hears me crying like a bitch, I run to the bathroom check the huge mess of my face.

The entire tooth went through my upper lip on a 45 degree angle. If I wasn't lazy or if I cared to shave I'd take a picture to show. I ended up needing 2 root canals which failed, the tooth had no root left so I'm missing a tooth there. I refuse to get a replacement or have it cosmetically fixed, disregarding complaints from my family and my wife. I don't care what I look like, it's a war scar and it's a part of who I am.

Long live my toothless grinning Canadian brothers!!

Btw, I call it the clit slit. :P It fits in there nice. ;)

I'll post a "fake" story later. :P

This thread deserves recognition seriously.

I love the Joker!!!!

You have to let them do it at least once... its so.. no jk from me...

i once got hit by a door (by accident, i was walking into a room as someone else closed the door) i broke my nose and i have a small scar next to my nose

hah nikkom, i did it the otherway around!

don't ask, she wanted to.