d21lewis on 20 July 2008
You wanna know how I got these scars? Last year, I went to KFC. They were selling boneless buffalo wings. I love buffalo wings. I told the clerk "Gimme 50 buffalo wings. I wanna eat them right now!" "Are you serious?", he asked. "Hell yeah!", I replied. "Why so serious?" He asked. Apparently, he didn't read this post. It says, right there in the third sentence I LOVE BUFFALO WINGS. Apparently, they didn't have fifty boneles wings, and they decided to slip in a couple of regular ones. I was chomping down on the wings, without a care in the world, when it happened. A chicken bone went right through my cheeks. Since then, I've been going to Popeye's chicken.
