You wanna know how I got these scars? When I was 17, I took my girlfriend to the aquarium. The mood struck me, and we started making out. I was all hot and bothered, but then she told me the horrible news......it was that time of the month. I was pretty pissed. "Why so serious?" she asked? I was standing there in this dark aquarium, going crazy for her, and there was nothing she could do to help me. She had the nerve to ask me a question like that? I told her to get the hell out of my sight. She left......but I was still horny. Then I noticed that the stingray aquarium was still open. I grabbed the aquatic animal out of the water, and laid it on the floor. I knew I had to get the stingray "in the mood". I placed my lips on the creature, and it went crazy! Cut my face all to shit.
