You wanna know how I got these scars? In 2007, I got an XBOX 360. I needed a new game, so I sent my girlfriend to Wal-Mart. She came back with Call of Duty 4.........for the PS3!! I went crazy. How the hell am I supposed to play this game? "Why so serious?" She asked. "I can just take it back to the store." It wasn't that simple. I had to show that bitch I meant buisness. I grabbed the disc out of the case, and tried to bite it in half. I didn't know that Blu-Ray discs had an extra coating on them that made them indestructable. Next thing I knew, my mouth was cut open on both sides. I put the disc back in the case, and let her take it back to Wal-Mart and exchange it. That's how I got my scars. How did you get yours?

i recently burnt my leg on the exhaust of a motorcycle and got 2nd degree burns. that'll scar for sure.

Lmao you underestimated the power of Blu-ray

Hmmm, I remember I was playing golf with friends with some plastic golf clubs. At one time, I was a bit careless on went behind my friend... Just right when he was swinging the club, he hit me on the forehead! I didn't feel a thing at first, but when I got my hands off my forehead and saw them covered with blood, I almost passed out (I did a bit later though, when my mom was screaming, lol)!

Last thing I knew, I was getting stitches at the doctor! o_o

*EDIT: Hehe, I really didn't get the point of the thread! @_@

Got into a fight.. guys pulls a knife.. I gave a roundhouse kick.. knife gone.. broke his nose.. police came.. broke the fight up.. friend of mine says: "where is that blood coming from?" Turned out during the roundhouse kick he used his knife to defend himself.. he cut a nice vertical line into my leg.. healed nicely!!

I was dating this girl, she said she loved me... She wanted to see blood... How could I say no to such a sweet face.

She tied me up, and started into my arm, I grimaced to hold back the pain... She saw and said, "you should be enjoying this.

She put the blade in my mouth, like this..."

She asked me, "Why so serious?"

Ha... er...hem... ahha...hee...heh.
(Not a true story.)

blu ray defeats all lol

pluss with treating your girl like that you dont deserve one

I might have a scar from a tick bite (was on my 12th birthday) but it is concealed by my hair and I can't see the back of my head.

Umm, my story wasn't exactly.....what's the word......TRUE. I'm hoping for some creative "Why so serious" stories from you guys. My best friend and I have been trying to one up each other since yesterday (got the idea from some movie we saw this weekend. Ma Ma Mia, I thin it was). I want you guys to share in our pathetic fun! Creativity is key!

Mine didn't go too far, did it?