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I was dating this girl, she said she loved me... She wanted to see blood... How could I say no to such a sweet face.

She tied me up, and started into my arm, I grimaced to hold back the pain... She saw and said, "you should be enjoying this.

She put the blade in my mouth, like this..."

She asked me, "Why so serious?"


Ha... er...hem... ahha...hee...heh.
(Not a true story.)



I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.