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Hi, do you swallow?



Keep this in mind when reading what I type...

I've been gaming longer than many of you have been alive.

i have 1 week to live will you sleep with me?



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Squilliam said:
Do you want to become a woman?

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Because a mod is coming to rip you a new one for posting off topic in the Website discussion.

xD

Doubtful. We have a better chance of a mod just joining in on the conversation like nothing is odd at all.

 



Tag: Became a freaking mod and a complete douche, coincidentally, at the same time.



My one friend used this line and it worked, me personally i dont use pick up lines but hey

Your dads a thief. because he stole the starts from out the sky and put them in your eyes.

now lets think of some others

What has 100 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper

i was blinded by your beauty so Im going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Girl your legs must be tired, because youve been running through my mind all day long.







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Hey baby you want to do some math? Lets add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!



You might as well just sleep with me cuz that's what I'm telling everyone anyway.



Keep this in mind when reading what I type...

I've been gaming longer than many of you have been alive.

I have a 100% success rate with:

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"



Help! I'm stuck in a forum signature!

dougsdad0629 said:
That's a nice outfit. It would look even better crumpled up on my floor.

I believe the quote is:

"That outfit looks good on you, but it would look better crumpled on my bedroom floor"

 



Help! I'm stuck in a forum signature!

I LOOOOOOVE YOUUUUU SOOOO MUCHHHH

Secks?

Hi, my name is Nickelbackro on VGChartz, want to come on and discuss my wii.



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