obieslut on 20 July 2008
My one friend used this line and it worked, me personally i dont use pick up lines but hey
Your dads a thief. because he stole the starts from out the sky and put them in your eyes.
now lets think of some others
What has 100 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper
i was blinded by your beauty so Im going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Girl your legs must be tired, because youve been running through my mind all day long.
