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Euphoria14 said:
"I'm hung like a new born baby. 24 inches and 8 pounds. "

 

"Wow dude this guy is tiny."

Sorry, I do not hang out with midgets. Midgets are lame. :("



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

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nice pants i saw them for 50% off but why don't we go back to my place and get them 100% off



MontanaHatchet said:
This should be in Off Topic, but I don't even care.

"Did it feel nice?"

"What?"

"When you rose from Hell..."

 

lmfao, only because it was unexpected



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"Are you a parking meter?... cos youv got fine written all over you"



"As i was walkingby you i notice how your hair smells...."


lawl that one is creepy, i dont think thats even a pick up line lol



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If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Cuz I can see myself in your pants.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Wanna come over and play with my Wii?



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dougsdad0629 said:

Wanna come over and play with my Wii?

 

You win sir...

That is one of the Best ways of getting laid....

 

Girls love teh wiii!



That's a nice outfit. It would look even better crumpled up on my floor.



Keep this in mind when reading what I type...

I've been gaming longer than many of you have been alive.

The way your skin glistens as the moonlight hits you through your bedroom window, it's totally worth the rosebush thorns in my scrotum.



Keep this in mind when reading what I type...

I've been gaming longer than many of you have been alive.

What has 2 thumbs and loves blowjobs?



Keep this in mind when reading what I type...

I've been gaming longer than many of you have been alive.