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If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Cuz I can see myself in your pants.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Wanna come over and play with my Wii?



Keep this in mind when reading what I type...

I've been gaming longer than many of you have been alive.