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NiKKoM said:
d21lewis said:
Years ago, I went to a club and was sitting at a table with some friends. This hot girl was looking at me, and eventually asked me to dance. I tried to resist, but as I stated, she was hot. And she had a vagina. To the dance floor, we went!!

I proceded to dance so terribly, that the horrified girl DANCED AWAY FROM ME! I tried to dance after her, but it was no use. She was gone. I walked of the dance floor, a broken man. My friends watched the whole thing. They laughed at my pathetic ass for MONTHS!! If I had a self destruct button, that would've been the time to use it.

 

At least you didn't peed your pants...

lol! whats with you and peeing yourself!!!

 



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Nintendo Fan Girl said:

lol! whats with you and peeing yourself!!!

 

 

Nothing... dweti peed in his pants!!! but the shitting in your pants story is also great!! xD



 

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ohh i triped over my teacher foot in the 2nd grade while a tray of mashed potatos BAM right in the face and peas eww now i cant eat peas they were up my noes! ewwww!!



^^I didn't read that whole post. I just skimmed it. I think I got the gist of it, though.

Fan Girl's teacher peed on her nose, while she carried a tray of mashed potatos? Wow!



^^ Lol you forgot the peas! pee & peas!



 

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my little sister beat me in a match in brawl.



I once knew a girl who liked a guy in my class. One day, she came into school with a completely new hairstyle. It looked awful.

I always like a laugh and a joke, especially with my mates, so when she was near the guy she liked i said 'so does he like your new hairstyle? Because i dont think anyone else does!'

She turned away embarassed, and went to her friends.

Later on that day, at dinner, we were playing football on the field when she stormed on and proceeded to chase me for 20 minutes, trying to rip me to pieces. Naturally i ran like hell until she gave up, and walked away crying her eyes out.

You might think this makes me a bastard, but honestly, it was the funniest thing i have ever seen and also highly embarassing.

God bless school and its trials



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When I was in the first grade I had some tacos for lunch that made me shit myself when I got back to class.

Another one was when I was in the 10th grade. During 1st period I was feeling sick and when class was over I was in the hall walking to the nurse I threw up(luckily I didn't throw up on anyone) after that I ran to the nurses office lol. Lucky for me the next day noone seemed to remember it or atleast noone ever brought it up. Still I was very embarassed



Threw up during lunch in 1st grade, it was all over my lunch tray. Stinking School nurse didn't even send me home even though i still felt sick.

I was then made fun of for it for 6 years.... yeah, the people at my school were asses, long memory having asses.



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^^ yeah kids can be mean.. but at least you didn't peed your pants..



 

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