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NiKKoM said:
d21lewis said:
Years ago, I went to a club and was sitting at a table with some friends. This hot girl was looking at me, and eventually asked me to dance. I tried to resist, but as I stated, she was hot. And she had a vagina. To the dance floor, we went!!

I proceded to dance so terribly, that the horrified girl DANCED AWAY FROM ME! I tried to dance after her, but it was no use. She was gone. I walked of the dance floor, a broken man. My friends watched the whole thing. They laughed at my pathetic ass for MONTHS!! If I had a self destruct button, that would've been the time to use it.

 

At least you didn't peed your pants...

lol! whats with you and peeing yourself!!!