Post the time you have been the most embarassed.
For me, I guess it was when I peed my pants in 1st Grade.
My teacher handed out this worksheet. She said that we had to finish it. We were not allowed any breaks, which meant going to the bathroom. I had been holding it in for a while. I was squirming around a lot, trying to hold it in. Other kids were handing in the worksheet and I felt a horrible combination of scorn and jealousy.
I continued to squirm around for several minutes. I couldn't concentrate. I think one of my answers on it was Thomas Jefferson, and it wasn't about Social Studies. I wasn't able to finish the worksheet. And then my bladder exploded on the inside of my pants.
I knew I had to walk up my teacher and tell her what happened. I just didn't want to be seen. Thank god I was wearing black pants so it was nearly undetectable. I was able to get to the front without anyone noticing. I told my teacher reluctantly that I peed my pants, and she said to go to the nurse to get a change of clothes.
I had to walk to the nurse. Thankfully it was during class and no one was in the halls. I reached the nurse and she "prescribed" me a pair of pants. I was to put my wet clothes in a bag and take it back to class and put it in my backpack. Well, that is just fucking great. I have to walk into the room with different clothes and a plastic bag with my original clothes in them.
I got there and tried to be as inconspicous as possible to get to the back of the room. Well, I managed to get the bag in my backpack, but dozens of people asked what happened. I tried to change the subject everytime and it worked.
But hey, at least I didn't have to get up to go to the bathroom.
Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita
Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte
Sugu yoko de waratteita
Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo
I will never leave you














