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Esmoreit said:
I always ended up breaking sticks and balls. Yes, I twice managed to lay waste to a hard yellow hockeyball by smashing it across a field.
Luckily, if you want to get laid on a hockeyclub when in university... well, you don't actually need to PLAY the sport, as long as you attend...

but we are not all at a university =P

 



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Very impressive, young Padawan. Very impressive.......



another tip if you suck with talking take a drink or 2 it will make you feel more relaxed. Great talking will follow for sure



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ssj12 said:
steven787 said:
NiKKoM said:
ssj12 said:
ok great intelligent people. I can get chicks at bars and other hangouts but how the heck do you ask chicks out at work? I work in the dairy department of walmart.

No female co-workers?? No helpless female customers?? Heck.. I dated half my workfloor when I worked in a restaurant..

 

 

@ssj12

Go ask the chick out who works at the front doors, she's been lonely since her husband, Irving, died.  Don't let the Wheel chair bother you.  It gives a new meaning to riding.

man I am so holding back from pressing the ban button because that is just plain nasty.

 

@Nikkom - shockingly no, the female co-workers are non-existant or work in the complete other side of the store.

Is it really that much worse than the people implying daterape?  (This is a serious question, sometimes I feel like I'm not really sure what is appropriate and not.)

 



I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.

Nice work. Pretty effective and consistent strategy.



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personally i think being yourself is incredibly important, i would Never pretend to be someone im not for Any reason, besides if a girl dosent like me for who i am, then i have no intrest in pursuing a relationship with them, individuality for the win.


P.S. Yes i am single, have been for 19 years and counting.....



PS360ForTheWin said:
personally i think being yourself is incredibly important, i would Never pretend to be someone im not for Any reason, besides if a girl dosent like me for who i am, then i have no intrest in pursuing a relationship with them, individuality for the win.


P.S. Yes i am single, have been for 19 years and counting.....

We should have included this sooner but, a lot of relationships start of as one night stands. Or at least, with little perspective. Usually the sequence is kinda like this:

You meet a girl anywhere.. bar, sportsclub, the train, school etc. You decide to go out (if you aren't already) and end up at either ones homes. The deed is done, you both decide if it was good enough for a follow up and if yes, you proceed to see eachother more often.

Thus basicly, if you want a relationship, start of with either lying, or bending the truth a little whatever makes you feel more comfortable in the long run. If the relationship is good enough, it shouldn't matter that it started of based on a lie. You'll laugh about it in the end.

 



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Esmoreit said:
PS360ForTheWin said:
personally i think being yourself is incredibly important, i would Never pretend to be someone im not for Any reason, besides if a girl dosent like me for who i am, then i have no intrest in pursuing a relationship with them, individuality for the win.


P.S. Yes i am single, have been for 19 years and counting.....

We should have included this sooner but, a lot of relationships start of as one night stands. Or at least, with little perspective. Usually the sequence is kinda like this:

You meet a girl anywhere.. bar, sportsclub, the train, school etc. You decide to go out (if you aren't already) and end up at either ones homes. The deed is done, you both decide if it was good enough for a follow up and if yes, you proceed to see eachother more often.

Thus basicly, if you want a relationship, start of with either lying, or bending the truth a little whatever makes you feel more comfortable in the long run. If the relationship is good enough, it shouldn't matter that it started of based on a lie. You'll laugh about it in the end.

 

 

i wouldnt feel comfortable lying to someone like that, its kind of rude and disrespectfull to both them and yourself. Id rather get to know someone before having sex with them anyway.



PS360ForTheWin said:
Esmoreit said:
PS360ForTheWin said:
personally i think being yourself is incredibly important, i would Never pretend to be someone im not for Any reason, besides if a girl dosent like me for who i am, then i have no intrest in pursuing a relationship with them, individuality for the win.


P.S. Yes i am single, have been for 19 years and counting.....

We should have included this sooner but, a lot of relationships start of as one night stands. Or at least, with little perspective. Usually the sequence is kinda like this:

You meet a girl anywhere.. bar, sportsclub, the train, school etc. You decide to go out (if you aren't already) and end up at either ones homes. The deed is done, you both decide if it was good enough for a follow up and if yes, you proceed to see eachother more often.

Thus basicly, if you want a relationship, start of with either lying, or bending the truth a little whatever makes you feel more comfortable in the long run. If the relationship is good enough, it shouldn't matter that it started of based on a lie. You'll laugh about it in the end.

 

 

i wouldnt feel comfortable lying to someone like that, its kind of rude and disrespectfull to both them and yourself. Id rather get to know someone before having sex with them anyway.

well this thread isn't about getting relationships as fast as possible is it =P. It's just about the most effective ways of getting laid quickly.

 



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Neos said:
PS360ForTheWin said:
Esmoreit said:
PS360ForTheWin said:
personally i think being yourself is incredibly important, i would Never pretend to be someone im not for Any reason, besides if a girl dosent like me for who i am, then i have no intrest in pursuing a relationship with them, individuality for the win.


P.S. Yes i am single, have been for 19 years and counting.....

We should have included this sooner but, a lot of relationships start of as one night stands. Or at least, with little perspective. Usually the sequence is kinda like this:

You meet a girl anywhere.. bar, sportsclub, the train, school etc. You decide to go out (if you aren't already) and end up at either ones homes. The deed is done, you both decide if it was good enough for a follow up and if yes, you proceed to see eachother more often.

Thus basicly, if you want a relationship, start of with either lying, or bending the truth a little whatever makes you feel more comfortable in the long run. If the relationship is good enough, it shouldn't matter that it started of based on a lie. You'll laugh about it in the end.

 

 

i wouldnt feel comfortable lying to someone like that, its kind of rude and disrespectfull to both them and yourself. Id rather get to know someone before having sex with them anyway.

well this thread isn't about getting relationships as fast as possible is it =P. It's just about the most effective ways of getting laid quickly.

 

So Self Respect or Respect for Women isnt important?