vaio said:

is this how you feel?
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Funniest thing ever!!!
Oh, and i rekon she playing hard to get, heres what you do!
1. Start small. Phone calls, tailing her home, enrolling in her classes, but not ALL of her classes, as that arouses immediate suspicion.
2. Make sure you’ve got the proper equipment. Binoculars are a must. A decent pair can go anywhere from $100 to $1200, for true first class models, like the Fujinon Techno-Stabi series, available from www.BinocularsEtc.com. Also, you need a car that blends into the background of abundant automobiles. Suggestions are a Pontiac 6000, a Caprice Classic station wagon, or a forest green ’97 Neon (have you SEEN how many of those there are in the world? Seriously, look next time you’re out anywhere. I guarantee you’ll see at least one.)
Secondly, the major Do-NOT-dos that you should also follow!
1. Do NOT get ahead of yourself. Desperate letters in mailboxes or camping in bushes are all well and good, but make sure you’ve established the requisite level of disgust first.
2. Do NOT over-extend yourself. Job, school, family … these are obstacles that need to be eliminated in the pursuit of successful.
3. Do NOT attempt thiswith more than one person at a time. There is nothing more embarrassing than calling and panting the wrong person’s name into the telephone. And should these people ever meet, it creates a problem, as a united front against you is much tougher to combat than a single rebuff.
4. Do NOT get discouraged. A restraining order is just a piece of paper. You’re not going to let a little piece of paper stop you, are you?