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I've seen these along time ago, but they never get old. Very Funny.



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8 was my favorite, but there were so many that made me laugh really hard.

Thanks for sharing. ^_^



lol i was laughing at all of themz



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lol genius!



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lmao My favorite is 25.



i laughed so hard at 17



"I like my steaks how i like my women.  Bloody and all over my face"

"Its like sex, but with a winner!"

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21.  Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday.  He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

 

 

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Cougarman said:

5.  John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

8.  My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.

12.  Please excuse Ray Friday from school.  He has very loose vowels.

17.  Please excuse Sara for being absent.  She was sick and I had her shot.

19.  Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday.  He had diah (*crossed out*), diahoah (*crossed out*), dyah (*crossed out*) the shits.

21.  Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday.  He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

25.  Sally won't be in school a week from Friday.  We have to attend her funeral.

 

 

Little break from the influx of sex threads

wow thanks i needed this laugh that is funny as shit

 



Rofl, their all funny