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Cougarman said:

5.  John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

8.  My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.

12.  Please excuse Ray Friday from school.  He has very loose vowels.

17.  Please excuse Sara for being absent.  She was sick and I had her shot.

19.  Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday.  He had diah (*crossed out*), diahoah (*crossed out*), dyah (*crossed out*) the shits.

21.  Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday.  He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

25.  Sally won't be in school a week from Friday.  We have to attend her funeral.

 

 

Little break from the influx of sex threads

wow thanks i needed this laugh that is funny as shit