Reminds me of a story a friend of mine told me. He was getting head from a girl and when done, she wanted to kiss him. He ordered her to wash out her mouth first. Classic :D!

My friend it sounds like you've lead a pretty sheltered life. Prepare for your mind to be blown.

I'm not even gonna tell you what the girls will let you get away with here in NYC.

O wait.. @DmeisterJ.. I remembered from the Virgin thread that you are a virgin.. and I respect that.
Guys.. we should not push him..

@Nikko: No we should not. When I was still a virgin there was nothing I wouldn't do to get close to vag. First women I got into bed with got a 20 minute tonguebeating at least!

No of course we should not. But no one should close their minds completely to the mere possibility of fellatio and cunnilingus.

Sounds like he wants some uptight chick to do some missionary sex every sunday night with.

Oh yeah. DMeister is a virgin.

Should I even be in this thread now?

Yes.. because you're here for the comic relief..

I think that is proper oral sex ediquette to be totally honest.  I would never let that chick kiss me after she did that to me, unless she cleaned her mouth out with soap.

I find it creepy that I know all of the sexual innuendo in this thread.

Except for cunnilingus.

I think I know what it means though. "Cunn" is the special place for a woman down under, and "lingus" means pertaining to the mouth.