Would you cry if you got a STD?

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Strategyking92 on 30 June 2008

steven787 said:

NiKKoM said:

steven787 said:

Following from my last post about dating strippers...

Edit: I decided not to share the story...

I had a false alarm once, and freaked out.

Weezy is right, WebMD will make you think you have an STD.

Edit 2: @Strategy: STD aren't just from whores. Condoms don't always protect you from contact STDs like warts and herpes. Even if you aren't having sex you can get STDs from using hotel blankets, public toilets, etc.

Always blame public toilets when you explain it to your girlfriend.. ;)

Touché, friend. Touché.

I thought the STD germs only survive on a surface for less than a minute though?

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elgefe02 on 30 June 2008

yes I would... practice safe sex you Kids...

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coolestguyever on 30 June 2008

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steven787 on 30 June 2008

Strategyking92 said:

steven787 said:

NiKKoM said:

steven787 said:

Following from my last post about dating strippers...

Edit: I decided not to share the story...

I had a false alarm once, and freaked out.

Weezy is right, WebMD will make you think you have an STD.

Edit 2: @Strategy: STD aren't just from whores. Condoms don't always protect you from contact STDs like warts and herpes. Even if you aren't having sex you can get STDs from using hotel blankets, public toilets, etc.

Always blame public toilets when you explain it to your girlfriend.. ;)

Touché, friend. Touché.

I thought the STD germs only survive on a surface for less than a minute though?

It depends on the STD. Fungi, many bacteria and viruses can survive longer. You are not going to get "the Hiv" (pronounced as one word not three letters) from a toilet unless some fluids come into contact with a fresh open wound.

I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.

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RCTjunkie on 30 June 2008

Yes, which is why I'm waiting for marriage.

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kirby007 on 30 June 2008

only if it would fuck with my ability too fuck

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