fazz said: Today, in a car accident

 Do not wish that upon yourself. It might happen.

when i'm old and grey in my death bed with my family around me.

when I'm old, slow but not painful,

I'm still working on the specifics, but it will hoperfully involve Vodka, titties, Star Wars, Solid Snake, and a bacon double cheesesburger.

I would die happy.

Who says I want to ever die.

In peace in my sleep

Not surprisingly, I've put a lot of thought into this.

I boiled it down to this:

I want to rent one of those massive gliders, get it as high as possible, and then crash it into the ground like the biggest fucking lawn dart in the world. All the while, I want to be blasting Peter Schilling's "Major Tom" and cackling maniacally.

lol rocketpig...

I want to die 8 inches deep in a really hot chick right at the point where climax has just passed and that overwhelming calming sensation fills the void, also it has to be instantly with no pain.

while im sleeping!

Jumping from a airplane without parachute;....