By using this site, you agree to our Privacy Policy and our Terms of Use. Close

Not surprisingly, I've put a lot of thought into this.

I boiled it down to this:

I want to rent one of those massive gliders, get it as high as possible, and then crash it into the ground like the biggest fucking lawn dart in the world. All the while, I want to be blasting Peter Schilling's "Major Tom" and cackling maniacally.




Or check out my new webcomic: http://selfcentent.com/