The real question is when Oprah gets it.
I already have an idea of it.
(Disclaimer: Never watched Oprah so I may be SLIGHTLY innacurate)
Oprah: Really tragic about Timmy's death.
*slight sobs from audience*
*balloons fall from ceiling*
Oprah: As you can see, there is a white board right by my feet! It is a game called WiiFit. It was made by Nintendo and was released for the Wii! It uses Gyromoscopics to measure balance and track weight so you can get Fit with Fun!
*applause*
Oprah: I'm going to give you a test run to see how it works!
*Wii boots up and Oprah plays WiiFit*
Oprah: As you can see, I am plaing a Ski game. You move foward like a ski jumper than *pantomimes jump* JUMP to get the high score!
WiiFit: 21 Feet.
Oprah: Let's try again!
WiiFit: 78 Feet.
Oprah: Let's do it again!
WiiFit: 105 Feet.
Oprah: As you can see, the game lets you make your OWN jump without BUTTONS. It really is fun and gets everyone involved. As you can see, let's play more!
*30 minutes later*
Oprah: As you can see, my body slenderized from it. As you can't see, the price is high, but is worth it as you can see.
*applause*
Oprah: I give this game my newly created Game of the Year Award, and the manual the Book of the Month, as you can see!
*applause*
Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita
Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte
Sugu yoko de waratteita
Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo
I will never leave you