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dtewi said:
The real question is when Oprah gets it.

I already have an idea of it.

(Disclaimer: Never watched Oprah so I may be SLIGHTLY innacurate)


Oprah: Really tragic about Timmy's death.

*slight sobs from audience*

*balloons fall from ceiling*

Oprah: As you can see, there is a white board right by my feet! It is a game called WiiFit. It was made by Nintendo and was released for the Wii! It uses Gyromoscopics to measure balance and track weight so you can get Fit with Fun!

*applause*

Oprah: I'm going to give you a test run to see how it works!

*Wii boots up and Oprah plays WiiFit*

Oprah: As you can see, I am plaing a Ski game. You move foward like a ski jumper than *pantomimes jump* JUMP to get the high score!

WiiFit: 21 Feet.

Oprah: Let's try again!

WiiFit: 78 Feet.

Oprah: Let's do it again!

WiiFit: 105 Feet.

Oprah: As you can see, the game lets you make your OWN jump without BUTTONS. It really is fun and gets everyone involved. As you can see, let's play more!

*30 minutes later*

Oprah: As you can see, my body slenderized from it. As you can't see, the price is high, but is worth it as you can see.

*applause*

Oprah: I give this game my newly created Game of the Year Award, and the manual the Book of the Month, as you can see!

*applause*



Does she really say"as you can see" alot?