Why do we mow the Lawn?

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The Ghost of RubangB on 19 May 2008

iclim4 said:

Galaki said:

The Ghost of RubangB said:
we shave our pubes.

We do?

*gasp* are we suppose to? O_O

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Foshoryuken on 19 May 2008

Lesson of this thread.
Shave/trim your god d*med bush! The ladies will thank you.

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highwaystar101 on 19 May 2008

Haha, I've lived at my house at uni for 2 years and we have never mowed the lawn, by your theory I should survive a nuclear holocaust, but I doubt it when my house collapses in on me.

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Copycon on 19 May 2008

But I profit on it! I sell Helium 3 so that people both can feel safe and mow the lawn.

For your safety! Order it now at 555-HELIUM!

The first 105 customers will recieve a package of viagra, absolutely free of charge (just added postage).

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--OkeyDokey-- on 19 May 2008

ArtofAngels said:

To keep the snakes out? Or perhaps just to make your Lawn look nice?

Nope.

I'll tell you why, it's to keep you in control by the Government, if you allow Grass to grow it realeaes a Chemical called Helium 3, which is proven to repel Nuclear Radiation, if you mow the Lawn you are keeping Helium 3 out of the Air, so the Government can Nuke you if they see fit.

True story.

Well I guess I have no choice but to take your word for it, seeing as you're the one that mowes my lawn (and shaves my pubes).

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Sqrl on 19 May 2008

You could always buy a goat and then you wouldn't have to mow your lawn.

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WhiteDevil on 19 May 2008

Sqrl good reply lol

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ZenfoldorVGI on 19 May 2008

Seriously, I don't mow. A few years ago I was waxing eccentric and decided that there really is no reason to do it. Now I save that energy.

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