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But I profit on it! I sell Helium 3 so that people both can feel safe and mow the lawn.

For your safety! Order it now at 555-HELIUM!

 

The first 105 customers will recieve a package of viagra, absolutely free of charge (just added postage).



Beware, I live!
I am Sinistar!
Beware, coward!
I hunger!
Roaaaaaaaaaar!

 

 

 At least 62 million Wii sold by the end of 09 or my mario avatar will get sad