Galaxy is still good, even with the boring hub world. I mean, it's many times better than Sonic the Hedgehog. What I am going to do, is make the video, as is, because really, it should have been done by now. I can delete it in the future, if I must. Once it's been insulted a million times, then I will do better.

By the way, this is what I want to do with my life. This is my point goal. I used to work for a roofing company, but I quit, because everyone is a drug attack, and I really did not like the environment. I make money, buying and reselling, but my main priority, is for me to become the Nerd's greatest rival. The Nerd will always be the best. But damn it, he has no competition, and that's kind of sad, so maybe I'll be the first. I'll keep trying, forever.

Sonic is still a fair franchise. I know its not as good as it once was. Oh well i guess i am just a series diehard cuz i wasnt really disappointed by sonic heroes or shadow (last ones i played).

I really don't like to post when this is all I have to say, but...

tl;dr

Tell me. How do I battle "puking on a pile of shit?" That is like, the only analogy, or the best one, of that. I could say, "It's like not wanting to go to the zoo, but then you end up going, and get gang raped by a bunch of monkeys." Bad = Worse. Right? But it makes no sense. I think the nerd took the only one. I could also say, "Piss on throw up." But no. That sucks. Wait. It's like taking a shit in sewer water. How about that? Hey, I think I found it. "It's like taking a shit in sewer water." I don't know.

Now, the second one. It's easier, doing a handstand while taking shit. Hmmm. How could I battle that one? It would be easier, doing acrobats in the olympics, while taking a shit? How about these ones?

I'd rather take a shit in a Mickey Mouse costume?

I'd rather mow a lawn, by cutting individual blades on grass, one at a time, using a plastic spoon.

I don't know. 

I'm also going to have silent humor. You will see a scene of my ejecting Genji Days of the Blade from the PS3. Then you will see it be thrown into the garbage can, right on top of Donkey Kong Barrel Blast. Funny?

There are parts that seem to be taken direct from an ANN review. Load of bullshit sounds like "shitload of fuck". You use too much diarrheia and fuck. Analogies are great, but like Twesterm said you should know how to use them to be funny or make them relevant.

This is a shameless rip off:

"Listening to a sick, constipated, rhinoceros, trying to take a diarrhea, would be more enjoyable".

And the end is a little embarrassing if you are trying to be original.

"I just want to get out of here. Look. There's the checkpoint. That must be the exit. This looks familiar. Oh, look. I just went around in a circle.
I just went around in a circle.
This shameful disgrace, is fucking atrocious. It's a monstrous pile of moldy, partially undigested, diarrhea, roasting in the hot sun, bubbling out of the asshole of a dead hippopotamus.
I mean, I'd rather waste my time, taking pictures of every single Star in the Universe, develop them all, then play connect-the-dots with all the stars".

He did that on the TMNT games for the Nes. The exact same pattern.
1) He shows how much time he wasted trying to overcome a obstacle created due to bad design.
2) He pauses for a second when he discover that the solution was simple and not logical.
3) He explodes into a maniacal rage cursing more than someone with Tourrete`s syndrome.
4) Finally, he starts a lot of "I`d rather" comparisons.

Every other ANN wannabe tried it and failed. I`d say drop it.

Not a bad review (I tried to imagine it in video), but you need to polish it. And I liked that Kyrby analogy.

(PAUSE)

I'd have more fun at Disney Land, in the baking hot sun, with a migraine, wearing a Mickey Mouse costume, while taking a shit, with a porcupine shoved up my ass, holding a screaming baby, puking diarrhea on my face, while an elephant sat on me, (THE PART OF THE "ELEPHANT SAT ON ME" SONG IS PLAYED, WHEN THE MAN SINGS, "ELEPHANT SAT ON ME) while also taking a shit. (I say "while also taking a shit).

Now, I have it visualized in a way, that must be funny. I can see it. Then after, you see a scene of me ejecting Sonic from the PS3. Then you see the game case slam into the garbage can, and knock the garbage can over. Then you see a clip of the town of Soleanna, played in chip munk mode, and midway, there is a scene of the alvin and the chipmunks dancing. Then it ends. Sounds weird? Trust me. It will work.

u should calm down

I should.

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Edit: How do I add images to my post?