| Foshoryuken said: To quote the AVGN .. "Reading this is like puking on a pile of shit." Ofcourse I'm just messing with you. Whatever you do, just keep on trying and do what you love, buddy. Good luck, Alex. I'll end this with my favorite AVGN quote.. "It's easier doing a handstand while taking a shit." (ps. I didnt read your post because I am tired and about to go to sleep but good luck, bud!) :) |
Tell me. How do I battle "puking on a pile of shit?" That is like, the only analogy, or the best one, of that. I could say, "It's like not wanting to go to the zoo, but then you end up going, and get gang raped by a bunch of monkeys." Bad = Worse. Right? But it makes no sense. I think the nerd took the only one. I could also say, "Piss on throw up." But no. That sucks. Wait. It's like taking a shit in sewer water. How about that? Hey, I think I found it. "It's like taking a shit in sewer water." I don't know.
Now, the second one. It's easier, doing a handstand while taking shit. Hmmm. How could I battle that one? It would be easier, doing acrobats in the olympics, while taking a shit? How about these ones?
I'd rather take a shit in a Mickey Mouse costume?
I'd rather mow a lawn, by cutting individual blades on grass, one at a time, using a plastic spoon.
I don't know.
