What exactly is the game that you are you reviewing? or are you reviewing the concept of naming games?

I don't know. Your main objective is to make fun of Sonic, so if Sonic crawls up your ass, and stabs you, then that's Sonic, making fun of you, so it might now work. Also, it was the year 2001 when Sonic Adventure 2 came out.

Sonic the Hedgehog, is the game that I will be reviewing, when I get past the nightmare script.

I was saying I'd rather have have something stab me in the ass than play a Sonic game.

You did get that right?



Also, let's review the rules for commas.

A direct adress. When talking to someone, if you use their name, put a comma before and/or after it. "Do you get it, alex?"

A list. Simple enough, right? "We need: bananas, apples, and grapes."

A tag question. When the sentence has a question at the end but a statement at the beginning, seperate it with a comma. "Two plus two is four, right?" "Alex swears a lot, doesn't he?"

A compound sentence. When a sentence has two or more independent clauses, seperate them with comma(s). "I have nine PS3 games, and I have twelve Wii games."

A complex sentence. When a sentence has a subordinate clause AT THE BEGINNING, seperate it with a comma. You can find plenty of those examples in this mini lesson.

A prepositional phrase. When a sentence has a prepositional phrase that is 3 words or longer, add a comma. "In the afternoon, I had a nutritous lunch."

I know I missed a lot, but those are the most commonly used, so deal with it.

 Overuse of commas; see me after class.

Aren't those three complete independent clauses?

Don't you have to seperate independent clauses with commas?

I do not know. I mean, I guess, to be grammatically correct, you would need this many commas. Now, to be perfect, you may also have to remove all apostrophes, and abbreviations, and spell out the entire world. For example, instead of writing, "wouldn't you care?," to be perfect, you would have to write, "would not you care?," but that does not make very much sense, but perhaps, being used to apostrophes so much, maybe that is why it seems odd. Also, to be Shakespeare accurate, you do not write, "There is no place," because the opposite does not make sense, "There is yes place," so I guess, you would have to write, "There is not a place," because the opposite makes sense, "There is a place." The opposite of "not," is nothing, right? Also, you will not have "and" in front of a sentence, because that is not accurate, and you will not have brackets, because what brackets do, commas do better, and you will not have words, like "sometime," because they are two words, conjoined, so it should be "some time," and it pretty much, never ends. I mean, even "wont," can be spelt without an apostrophe, because it was not bad enough as "won't," since it should be "will not." I'm not sure. I don't know. I'm just pulling ideas out of my ass. They are all probably wrong. I mean, it is not possible to write perfectly, using the English language, because the English language is not perfect. You would practically, have to invent your own. Now, see what I must battle through when writing the script? Having to connect every thing, and have to force yourself, not to put too much time into the grammar, but make it professionally understandable too. I don't know. This whole script is just really starting to annoy me.

"I know I missed a lot, but those are the most commonly used so deal with it."

Good lord you are an awful writer. I've never seen someone with such poor comprehension of grammar.

The entire thing is so inane and useless that you should be branded as a criminal just for putting it online. 

Then tell me how to write better, damn it. Why do you think I put it online? For decoration?