What do you think of this paragraph for my review?

[a.l.e.x00]

I do not know. I mean, I guess, to be grammatically correct, you would need this many commas. Now, to be perfect, you may also have to remove all apostrophes, and abbreviations, and spell out the entire world. For example, instead of writing, "wouldn't you care?," to be perfect, you would have to write, "would not you care?," but that does not make very much sense, but perhaps, being used to apostrophes so much, maybe that is why it seems odd. Also, to be Shakespeare accurate, you do not write, "There is no place," because the opposite does not make sense, "There is yes place," so I guess, you would have to write, "There is not a place," because the opposite makes sense, "There is a place." The opposite of "not," is nothing, right? Also, you will not have "and" in front of a sentence, because that is not accurate, and you will not have brackets, because what brackets do, commas do better, and you will not have words, like "sometime," because they are two words, conjoined, so it should be "some time," and it pretty much, never ends. I mean, even "wont," can be spelt without an apostrophe, because it was not bad enough as "won't," since it should be "will not." I'm not sure. I don't know. I'm just pulling ideas out of my ass. They are all probably wrong. I mean, it is not possible to write perfectly, using the English language, because the English language is not perfect. You would practically, have to invent your own. Now, see what I must battle through when writing the script? Having to connect every thing, and have to force yourself, not to put too much time into the grammar, but make it professionally understandable too. I don't know. This whole script is just really starting to annoy me.