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Greetings all! It's time for me to be that guy. You know, that guy who has nothing useful to say but provides a link and says discuss.

So yeah. It's my turn to be that lazy ass who no one likes.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16196_7-commandments-all-video-games-should-obey.html

 

Discuss. Agree? Disagree? I agree with #2 to a rediculous degree.



See Ya George.

"He did not die - He passed Away"

At least following a comedians own jokes makes his death easier.

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I totally agree with #1 Graphics do not equal innovation, the DS and the wii are living proof of this. The amount of times when I play my PS3 and just feel as though I am playing a pimped out PS2 PS1 is scary... still a good console though.



That list was hilarious.



I wish I could et this through some peoples heads!

Here are the three competing new-gen consoles, adjusted so that their size roughly reflects how powerful their hardware is in relation to each other.

Here are the same three consoles, adjusted so that their size reflects their worldwide sales in 2007:

Fascinating how that worked out. And yet, guys like Epic games president Mike Capps are out there making stupid-ass statements about how they would never lower themselves to develop for the Wii because that would be "going backward."

This is epidemic in an industry that defines "innovation" purely by graphical horsepower and nothing else. Guys like him are utterly baffled that anyone could ever want a Wii, just because it, you know, offers a completely new playing experience.

Somehow these guys have gotten it in their heads that nothing counts for innovation except bump mapping and pixel shaders. "However can any human enjoy these outdated graphics without literally vomiting with disgust?"

Well, if these people would bother having a conversation with someone outside their own offices, they'd realize that the entire concept of "outdated" graphics is meaningless to 80 percent of gamers.

Want proof? Nintendo DS games look like this:

So let's see how that machine's sales compare:

Go check for yourself. They've sold more than 60 million of them. Tell you what, Mike. The next time you see some casual gamer tapping away at their Nintendo DS, show them a screenshot of Gears of War:

 



 

 

 

Guitar Hero 3/ Smash Hits

The article uses vgchartz as a source. Interesting.

Good list I'd say. I think I agree with all of them 100%.



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Great points that were actually well written.



The rEVOLution is not being televised

Oh my god, when they played that FF10 clip, I cringed. Bad memories of that part!



 

 

veeeeeeery good points overall 

they just forgot to mention random battles 



the words above were backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

^^ I actually enjoyed FFX a decent bit, but yeah, a lot of the story and voice acting were crap. I at least like to think that the original Japanese wasn't as horribly awkward.

Anyway, I agree completely on all of the points. The "do not pad your game" point is something I've always hated, and it's why I can't bring myself to like most open-world games. (Well, aside from Oblivion, which has that fast-travel option.)



"'Casual games' are something the 'Game Industry' invented to explain away the Wii success instead of actually listening or looking at what Nintendo did. There is no 'casual strategy' from Nintendo. 'Accessible strategy', yes, but ‘casual gamers’ is just the 'Game Industry''s polite way of saying what they feel: 'retarded gamers'."

 -Sean Malstrom

 

 

Soriku said:
Good list. Liked the innovation part.

Oh, and the FF X ending scene took 32 mil to make? X_X Geez...

I think they mean the entire game, not just the ending scene. :)

But, he does have a point. 32 mil, and they couldn't allocate $10-$20 thousand of that to hire a good writer?



"'Casual games' are something the 'Game Industry' invented to explain away the Wii success instead of actually listening or looking at what Nintendo did. There is no 'casual strategy' from Nintendo. 'Accessible strategy', yes, but ‘casual gamers’ is just the 'Game Industry''s polite way of saying what they feel: 'retarded gamers'."

 -Sean Malstrom