Best:
1) Skyward Sword; 2) Breath of the Wild; 3) Oracle of Ages; 4) Ocarina of Time; 5) The Wind Waker.

Worst:
1) The Minish Cap; 2) Spirit Tracks; 3) Phantom Hourglass; 4) Four Swords; 5) Four Swords Adventures.

Best:

1.- Ocarina of Time
2.- Breath of the Wild
3.- A Link between worlds
4.-TwilightPrincess
5.- Links Awakening

Worst:

1.- Minish Cap
2.-TriforceHeroes
3.- Spirit Tracks
4.- Four Swords
5.- Wind Waker

Tears of the Kingdom is fine. I dont particularly love it, but I certainly dont dislike it. 

Majora’s Mask sounds like a brand of G-String.

Minish cap sounds like a tight and painful condom.

Skyward Sword sounds like the title of a Peter North pornography film.

Maybe thats why its one of my favorite titles. Hmmm...

I can’t see a more obvious reason :)

My top 3 names would probably be Majoras Mask, Twilight Princess and Links Awakening. They just sound cool.

Because it sucks, obviously.

The Music Ball mini-game thing is the game's only redeeming factor.

I played through Tri Force Heroes in single player. I got bored mid way through the game and dropped but got back into it a few months later and ended up enjoying it a lot.
The puzzles are sometimes very tough.

I could have sworn there was a mainline Zelda called The Legend of Celda: The Wind Wanker

Must be that Mandela effect acting up again :D

I thought it was clear from the start that you weren't being serious.