I was sent from Tajikistan to perform in every sport in the Olympics, because they couldn't afford more than one plane ticket. Also, I lived in a tent for the entire event because we couldn't afford an Inn.
I got fourth place in 17 events, fifth in more than 40 events (though, like 35 were swimming, so it's not impressive), but didn't manage to win any golds this year. Sucks :(
Anyone here win any golds? If so, how many?
I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.