Okay, I've finished the game. They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
Great things:
-Graphics
-Gameplay
Meh things:
-Memories
Terrible things:
-Story about halfway through was like watching a plane crash and then another plane crashing into the crashed plane.
I'm actually terribly shocked at how much praise this game has received having finished it myself. Story is such an integral part of a game and I'm just left with a bad taste in my mouth.
On to Hitman 2 I guess - thanks Steam summer sale.