Eeeehhh...while technically I live in a FW country, I'm not exaggerating when I say that you're talking to someone who works 60+ hours a week and still has to hunt for food for much of a given month because I can't afford to shop at the grocery store where I work.
The content of the Oscars may not be the most pressing issue in the world, but it surely makes for the kind of discussion that would fit on a message board like this that's dedicated primarily to the topic of entertainment.
That said, glad you're nonetheless finding my take of interest! I appreciate that.
I'm guessing you work at a Whole Foods Store or some other grocery store that only sells overpriced organic goods. Retail wages on a whole aren't great but most retail stores that sell groceries actually pay their employees enough so that they can afford to shop where they work.