uh oh.......u never know.......
@Fksumot:
It's clear to me, events important to me are important. Not personally important means unimportant.
Not religious so all that mumbo jumbo is irrelevant to me, also the whole 'objective view' angle doesn't concern me.
Also Spinoza was a hack :p might as well quote Paulo Coelho...
Thanks to Blacksaber for the sig!
You think thats bad... my last one read "A naked pic on the internet will arouse you." What a no-brainer...
The other day I got a fortune saying "You are a kind and loving person."
My wife burst into hysterical laughter.
Or check out my new webcomic: http://selfcentent.com/
^ LOL
Best fortune cookie story I have:
About a year and a half ago, my ex girlfriend's younger sister called me out of the blue and wanted to hang out. We ended up getting Chinese food, and when we opened our cookies we both started laughing individually. She read hers, and it turned out we both had the fortune, "You can't ride in all directions at once."
(The "in bed" rule just put it over the top. The reason the story is so good is that we did in fact test that theory later that evening.)
The dedication you show to any particular console or company is inversely proportional to the number of times you have gotten laid. If you get laid enough, even if you prefer a certain brand, you just don't give enough of a shit to argue about it on the internet.
Just found one of these hanging by my fridge, well let's eat.
Well there are two inside it.
Um amigo é um presente que você dá a si próprio. A friend is a gift that you give to yourself.
Você tem um ímpeto potencial e a capacidade para realizações. You have a potencial impetus and the capacity for realizations.
Life changing... Not.
These things are really going downhill.
Flow -"The important is to pwn other ppl"
Well, it could be worse. I'm hoping to eventually start up an emo food chain. there will be all sorts of different takes on it, like Emo Burgers and Gothi Chicken, and even a chinese restaraunt; So Lon Li (if you figure out the pun, you get a free fortune cookie)
the fortunes in the fortune cookie will all be really depressing, basically using every de-motivational poster on the internet ever made. the first fortune will be as follows:
"sucks to be you"
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| Grey Acumen said: Well, it could be worse. I'm hoping to eventually start up an emo food chain. there will be all sorts of different takes on it, like Emo Burgers and Gothi Chicken, and even a chinese restaraunt; So Lon Li (if you figure out the pun, you get a free fortune cookie) the fortunes in the fortune cookie will all be really depressing, basically using every de-motivational poster on the internet ever made. the first fortune will be as follows: "sucks to be you" |
Oh i see what you did there
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1vaszd6NnA (no rick roll i swear)
Don't forget my free cookie.
And i would love emo fortune cookies, i would buy them to all my friends.
Flow -"The important is to pwn other ppl"
*gives Flow a Fortunemo Cookie. It reads - "in pursuing your fortune, all your hope will shatter, just like the cookie you opened to read this"
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