Best fortune cookie story I have:
About a year and a half ago, my ex girlfriend's younger sister called me out of the blue and wanted to hang out. We ended up getting Chinese food, and when we opened our cookies we both started laughing individually. She read hers, and it turned out we both had the fortune, "You can't ride in all directions at once."
(The "in bed" rule just put it over the top. The reason the story is so good is that we did in fact test that theory later that evening.)
The dedication you show to any particular console or company is inversely proportional to the number of times you have gotten laid. If you get laid enough, even if you prefer a certain brand, you just don't give enough of a shit to argue about it on the internet.
