Probably misses this thread after almost a whole month of inactivity

I dislike talking Raccoons. 

Should reconsider his opinion on talking raccoons who have lots of guns and know how to use them.

Knows when to fuck shit up, but should've killed the High Evolutionary when he had the chance. Guess I'll have to do it. *slowly lowering bone saw to High Evolutionary's face*

Is enjoying killing fascist freaks

His real account of a soaring eagle was randomly not allowed to login to this site

Exchanged feathers for fur, and now performed an act of Necromancy.

is on an epic quest of navigating menus in Starfield, or so I hear

Understands the horror of having a certain alien life form bite down on your head.

Doesn’t know I watched Alien at the drive-in theater when I was 3 years old and you just don’t recover from something like that facehugger scene