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Fox host uses the thinnest veneer of coded language to call for the murder of a civil servant, crowd cheers and network backs him:



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CaptainExplosion said:

I know what'd boost Joe Biden's approval rating: Kill Xi Xinpig so he can keep his slimy parasitic hands off Taiwan.

Fortunately, Joe Biden is mentally balanced and isn't going to do something as patently half-witted as that.



I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.

I mean, I'm pretty much a hawk, but a Xi assassination would probably result in the complete destruction of Taiwan, and much more.



CaptainExplosion said:
Moren said:

I mean, I'm pretty much a hawk, but a Xi assassination would probably result in the complete destruction of Taiwan, and much more.

1.  Then what the fuck are we supposed to do?  

2.  he's also responsible for putting us in a global pandemic for the LAST TWO YEARS with his own incompetence.

1.  Depends what your endgame is.  Since you proposed this option to boost Biden's approval ratings, there is a full anthology of domestic policies in which attention may be given.  If Taiwan is your actual concern, there are various diplomatic avenues to choose from.  Assassinating world leaders as a first resort is generally the worst among bad options.

2.  Actually, that would be the former chairman of West Korea, Kim Jong-Drumpf.  Dismantling the previous Administration's global pandemic response network (which included shutting down multiple offices in China) prevented efficient communication between health agencies and rendered an effective, coordinated response to be virtually impossible.  Had Dorito Mussolini been a capable leader who opted not to sow chaos and confusion at every conceivable turn, perhaps then world leaders would have been able to present a unified front against World War Covid, but IQ45 couldn't even manage that.  Thanks to his incompetence, a sizeable number of rightists worldwide are resisting even the most basic steps to slowing the spread of the Plague.



CaptainExplosion said:
SuaveSocialist said:

1.  Depends what your endgame is.  Since you proposed this option to boost Biden's approval ratings, there is a full anthology of domestic policies in which attention may be given.  If Taiwan is your actual concern, there are various diplomatic avenues to choose from.  Assassinating world leaders as a first resort is generally the worst among bad options.

2.  Actually, that would be the former chairman of West Korea, Kim Jong-Drumpf.  Dismantling the previous Administration's global pandemic response network (which included shutting down multiple offices in China) prevented efficient communication between health agencies and rendered an effective, coordinated response to be virtually impossible.  Had Dorito Mussolini been a capable leader who opted not to sow chaos and confusion at every conceivable turn, perhaps then world leaders would have been able to present a unified front against World War Covid, but IQ45 couldn't even manage that.  Thanks to his incompetence, a sizeable number of rightists worldwide are resisting even the most basic steps to slowing the spread of the Plague.

it was still Xi Jinpig's responsibility to keep the virus contained

'Fraid not. It had already left China before Chinese officials even knew it existed.  It was, however, the responsibility of the pandemic response network to coordinate multinational containment efforts, something that no single nation of Earth is actually responsible for.  Would have been nice to have something like that, especially now that there are more Variants popping up than even the TVA contended with.

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CaptainExplosion said:
SuaveSocialist said:

'Fraid not. It had already left China before Chinese officials even knew it existed.  It was, however, the responsibility of the pandemic response network to coordinate multinational containment efforts, something that no single nation of Earth is actually responsible for.  Would have been nice to have something like that, especially now that there are more Variants popping up than even the TVA contended with.

1. Ok then, but how do we make him pay for all his other bullshit?

2. How the fuck do we keep him away from Taiwan without killing him?

1. You do not.

2. Well, in WW2, the US sold England all sorts of military hardware so we could defend the island.  The same option could work for Taiwan as well; as an island nation, they have a defensive advantage.  It would prevent them from becoming dependent on the presence of foreign soldiers (unlike the Afghanistan approach), but it would increase a military presence in their waters while the hardware is transported.  Since this is purely a financial transaction, that military presence would not be provocative (though the Chinese government would certainly howl about it anyways) and passively act as a deterrence against an invasion.  The new tech would complicate any military offensive against Taiwan, and Taiwan could be extended a similar deal as England as far as selling items on credit with interest rates they should easily afford.  

Personally I prefer diplomacy, but if you are hellbent on a military solution, this one is viable and can help all sides avoid armed conflict.



Have they checked Cancun?



the-pi-guy said:
CaptainExplosion said:

So we just let him get away with murder and genocide instead of the way we dealt with dictators back in WWII? You're saying we just sit back and let him eventually fuck over everyone else and accept that the world is a shithole?

The dictators in WWII didn't have nuclear weapons, and the ability to destroy the world with a few button presses.

Not to mention populations larger than every continent except Asia itself, or a larger population than the entire western world combined. Half of China’s states have larger populations than the UK. Even without China having nuclear weapons, the western world could not possibly muster an invasion force large enough to beat China on its own soil. They’d not only be facing the PLA and the People’s Armed Police, but hundreds of millions of civilians armed with whatever weapons they could lay their hands on. 



CaptainExplosion said:
SuaveSocialist said:

1. You do not.

You're saying we just sit back and let him eventually fuck over everyone else and accept that the world is a shithole?

If that's what I'm saying, feel free to quote me on it.



Then I suggest quoting me saying that and then respond to said quote directly.  

CaptainExplosion said:
SuaveSocialist said:

If that's what I'm saying, feel free to quote me on it.

Well basically that IS what you're saying