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Which gem would you prefer?

Soul 1 5.00%
 
Time 6 30.00%
 
Space 0 0%
 
Mind 2 10.00%
 
Reality 8 40.00%
 
Power 3 15.00%
 
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RespectDecena on 15 May 2018

Real question is who jerks longer and faster, Thanos or Darkseid, the age old DC vs Marvel question.



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CaptainExplosion on 15 May 2018
RespectDecena said:
Real question is who jerks longer and faster, Thanos or Darkseid, the age old DC vs Marvel question.

Should we ask this to the staff of Death Battle?



RespectDecena on 15 May 2018
CaptainExplosion said:

Should we ask this to the staff of Death Battle?

They've made errors about characters in a lot of their videos so this time they gotta make sure they bring their A game for this one and do 100 percent proper research. The strength of their grip, how fast they move their arm, stamina. I accept nothing but perfection when it comes to this, Its got to be perfectly calculated.



CaptainExplosion on 15 May 2018
RespectDecena said:
CaptainExplosion said:

Should we ask this to the staff of Death Battle?

They've made errors about characters in a lot of their videos so this time they gotta make sure they bring their A game for this one and do 100 percent proper research. The strength of their grip, how fast they move their arm, stamina. I accept nothing but perfection when it comes to this, Its got to be perfectly calculated.

There's a problem with that; There are no sources (as far as I know) from either DC or Marvel that can tell us about their sexual habits.



d21lewis on 15 May 2018
CaptainExplosion said:
d21lewis said:
Not only can he do it, he can use the gauntlet to make himself not feel guilty afterwards.

Men shouldn't feel guilty for jerking it, unless it's to something illegal and/or someone else sees them.

But what about the promise I made to my poor old granny?



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Immersiveunreality on 22 August 2018
CaptainExplosion said:
Maybe, unless he's too strong to do it without ripping his dick off.

I prefer the Time Stone, so I can use it to go back and undo bullshit moments in history, like the death of Robin Williams. :(

That's kind but not easy to be undone without causing more harm. :p