Pft...

More than 10.5 years, more than 6000 posts, no ban.

Thats cool that your account survived. Mine stopped working when the site transitioned to version 2 lol.

That is why Cobretti2 exists. My original didn't get banned just wouldn't log in or password reset.

This is my second account in 9 years and managed to stay mostly out of trouble with this account.

How can people be around for so long and have so few posts? I mean I've been around for around 2 years and have a bit under 3000 posts.

hmm. I have gone months (maybe even an entire year) without posting and I have a few thousands post.... the reason you have not been banned is because you post very little. The more you post the more likely it is you will say something when you are in a bad mood or drunk... and get banned.

edit- I have been banned. But if I recall it was back during the 08 election cycle and MontanaHatchet disagreed with me so he kept banning me. 

Your profile says just under 4,000 posts lol and weren’t you the old spongebob user profile pic? Lol

Exactly. I come for the data, some smiles at some of the more interesting posts and chime in the odd time. I have some other forums that dominate me as surely as a woman dressed in a red leather bustier with a riding crop and a red ball gag would. Okay fine, sometimes she wears black but I SWEAR I hardly know her personally (except when she allows me to admit it :/)

Ten years and 6 more posts than me! I want an investigation into this opened at all the people making me feel guilty about only posting what I have in 9 years! I want names! I want numbers! 

I WANT JUSTICE! SOMEBODY GET ME JUSTICE!!@

You've miscounted, or jumped into another reality ( again ). Bit under 4000 posts. :)

SociopathicSocialite got the best ban ever hahah