Fortunately I suffer from neither. I'm only hairy from the neck up.

Wait what? Baldness gross?

Might be gross whatever animal they sometimes try to put on their head to cover up their baldness like Trump puts a spray painted orange raccoon on his head.

I'd rather know different questions like

Which is worse? A guy with a small dick or a guy that comes way too early?

Reminds me of a video I saw on Facebook a few days ago. A lady was about to go down on this guy who wasn't very well endowed. She saw what he had and started putting her clothes back on. He was like "What the heck? Finish what you started!"

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I didn't know you could post such videos on facebook.  Must have been not showing anything.

How about this story throwback from my college days.  One of my exs had a friend that was dating a guy with a small dick.  She would let him lick her but not bang her out.  She would then kick her boyfriend out and invite someone that wasn't small to come bang her out.  Why she stayed with the boyfriend I have no clue.  Perhaps she was using him for dates.

What if someone shaved their pubes or back hair and glued it to their top of their head?

Also reminds me of a past experience. 😢 Downside of falling for a girl with a boyfriend. This was almost 8 years ago, though.

You're going to get literally two answers from this.

Jesus Christ. She sounds like a lovely person. And just as much as why would she stay with him, why would he stay with her? I wonder how the guy could be so clueless? I gotta stay out of non-gaming threads. Just hearing about stuff like this makes my skin crawl.