How do I play zelda with hard on?

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Pyro as Bill on 05 May 2017

Have you tried taking your clothes off or wearing women's clothing?

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Pyro as Bill on 05 May 2017

Ka-pi96 said:

Pyro as Bill said:
Have you tried taking your clothes off or wearing women's clothing?

That... works for you?

I prefer stripping down to boxers but some people get offended by penises so you have to cross dress sometimes.

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JRPGfan on 05 May 2017

how many "with 1 hand" jokes have we had so far?

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archer9234 on 05 May 2017

This thread hasn't disappointed. You just need some of Urabosa's Fury.

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AsGryffynn on 06 May 2017

WC4Life said:

irstupid said:

The switch was made with this is mind. Ever wondered why you can play the game with a joy con in each hand separately and not connected in the grip? That way your controller does not get in the way of your hard on. You can rest your arms on the side separated.

Now we know why Nintendo kept Switch in the dark so long...killer app feature right there and I bet Scorpio is gonna come with a hard on allowing controller...yeah that's right and btw what's with the dick interest among console manufacturers doesn't Sony's move controller look like a dick too?

Better than the GC controller's nipple...

Ba dum tss...

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