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According to YouPorn, as the game’s worldwide release began on Thursday they saw a 41 percent dip among traffic from users identified as gamers. By Friday, when the game was out everywhere, gamer traffic was down by a whopping 52 percent. By the end of the weekend, it was only down 30 percent. 

This is substantially higher than the decline seen in early March when the Switch itself debuted, alongside Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Traffic from gamers was only down 17 percent at its lowest point that weekend. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for the Switch is already the fastest selling of all the Mario Karts, so perhaps it’s not surprising that so many people were so absorbed. 

Interestingly, when they did finally return to seeking out porn, they still had Mario on the brain. Nintendo-related searches surged 47 percent following the game’s release. Men were 213 percent more likely to look for it than women, and it was also most popular among people in the 18-24 year old range. 

So what exactly were people looking for? Nothing too mindblowingly creative, really. "Rosalina nude pics" was high on the list, as were "Princess Peach Cartoon," "Princess Peach & Daisy," and "Bowser & Peach." Of course, "Mario & Luigi" are in the mix and the classic "Zelda Cosplay."

http://mashable.com/2017/05/03/mario-kart-8-deluxe-switch-you-porn/#BL1zfCIemsqD



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Bowser & Peach? Kinky. Wonder if that was inspired by Bowser having a pic of Peach in his phone.



There's Mario porn?

What am I saying, of course there's Mario porn... the margins of pornhub always seem to be advertising Marge and Louis lol, I'm sure someone got around to Peach and Daisy.



You know a game's hot when people drop porn to play it.



Gaming content for gamers, by gamers. It's just common sense.

KLAMarine said:

Bowser & Peach? Kinky. Wonder if that was inspired by Bowser having a pic of Peach in his phone.

We did find out she was Bowsers kids mom in Mario Sunshine.



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Johnw1104 said:
There's Mario porn?

What am I saying, of course there's Mario porn... the margins of pornhub always seem to be advertising Marge and Louis lol, I'm sure someone got around to Peach and Daisy.

Fun fact. Nintendo owns the rights to 2 porno films called Super Hornio Bros filmed in the early 90s. Nintendo was furius bought the rights and the tapes and will not release them to the public. At least we know what Reggie does when he "works" ovetime.



SegataSanshiro said:
Johnw1104 said:
There's Mario porn?

What am I saying, of course there's Mario porn... the margins of pornhub always seem to be advertising Marge and Louis lol, I'm sure someone got around to Peach and Daisy.

Fun fact. Nintendo owns the rights to 2 porno films called Super Hornio Bros filmed in the early 90s. Nintendo was furius bought the rights and the tapes and will not release them to the public. At least we know what Reggie does when he "works" ovetime.

I wish to see these... should be optional DLC in Mario Odyssey imo



Johnw1104 said:
SegataSanshiro said:

Fun fact. Nintendo owns the rights to 2 porno films called Super Hornio Bros filmed in the early 90s. Nintendo was furius bought the rights and the tapes and will not release them to the public. At least we know what Reggie does when he "works" ovetime.

I wish to see these... should be optional DLC in Mario Odyssey imo

"thank you so much, for to playing with my balls"

Didn't click the OP link but it's pretty cool to know that every other Switch user is as big a wanker as myself :D



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SegataSanshiro said:
Johnw1104 said:
There's Mario porn?

What am I saying, of course there's Mario porn... the margins of pornhub always seem to be advertising Marge and Louis lol, I'm sure someone got around to Peach and Daisy.

Fun fact. Nintendo owns the rights to 2 porno films called Super Hornio Bros filmed in the early 90s. Nintendo was furius bought the rights and the tapes and will not release them to the public. At least we know what Reggie does when he "works" ovetime.

Shut the hell up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Hornio_Brothers

Holy shit, it's true! The plot sounds amazing!



Everyone's jerking off to Toadette. Understandably.



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