This is a story the mods know well. However, the greater VGChartz community is unaware of it, so let me retell it here. It all started back in 2014:

I was still in high school and things were fine. I had dated before (honestly those stories are crazier than this one) and I wasn't really looking for a relationship but I found myself talking increasingly to this girl who had moved to Oregon from Ontario. We got along good, and before I knew it I was asking her out. She was pretty, average height, long light brown hair, fair skin, and nice green eyes, and noticeably, a choker. 

Up until this point she had been completely normal. However, days into our relationship, things became... odd. First off she told me she wanted the nickname "kitty", which I thought was fine, it was kinda cute -though, unoriginal. So I called her that.

Then I'd get texts from her saying she was rolling around on the ground and purring when I asked her what she was up to. On top of that, when we'd cuddle or I'd hold her hand, she'd also purr. It was odd, but nothing I couldn't handle. 

I then found out her mom would have her lay in her lap and she'd stay there while her mom petted her...

Then one day I noticed that choker wasn't a choker at all, it was a literal cat collar. Pictures of her room also revealed she had a lot of cat toys, and no -she didn't own a cat, if that's what you were wondering. 

It eventually got a little too odd for me so I ended up leaving. 

But relatively speaking, this relationship was probably only my 4th or 5th weirdest relationship. Prob explained why I ended up staying with her for a week

Ironically the subwoofer.

Cuz dogs suck and bears don't! #fact

ewww! Did not need that mental image

Where does she fit on this scale?