Bar Story: So I'm at the bar the other night, right (actually there now)? My client, of course, is out smoking. I'm minding my own business when all of a sudden this group of 30-39yr olds walk up to me, all clearly drunk and go, "Hey man, why ain't ya drinkin'? You jus' sittin' there. Got a problem? Lemma buy you a drink mannn.." and I reject it (I can and will get fired if I drink on the job) and then they get offended. "Whaaa..? Dude, you messed. We are bein' nicee! Hey, you wanna meet some hot mamacitas? You like dem mamacitas, right?" I go, "Eh." They freak and go, "Duuude! You swing the other way man? What? You a fag?" I go, "No. I'm straight. But right now I'm watching my client." They look at me weird and go, "Client? You mean that autistic fuck that always comes in?" I go, "I'm at work. I'm can't hang out with you people. Sorry, guys." They get PISSED and go, "Ya know what? Fuck you, faggot. Fuck you and your fuckin' retarded friend." My client saw what was happening and asked to leave, and thank god for that x.x
Oi, by the by, you got candy you hate? For me two kinds that I hate off the top of my head are the gummy peanuts and Smarties. Gummy peanuts for whatever reason taste like bananas... dunno why. It's so odd. And Smarties, they just taste like chalk. I don't know why they still make either x.x