I think he's just parodying how we keep getting threads dedicated to the results of individual reviews. It makes sense, Zelda is a highly anticipated release and we don't normally have this many reviews pre-embargo, but it likewise makes sense why some would find it annoying. In my experience Pokoko in general.

Edit: I feel the need to bring extra attention to "In my experience Pokoko in general." I'm not sure what that's doing there :D

Most specifically, the first thing I came across when I woke up and stumbled online this morning was a thread about a publication teasing a score.  I'm not saying that thread shouldn't exist (I haven't even read it) but it made me laugh a bit and remember that time when every thread in Hot Topics was Zelda related with titles like "YOU CAN EAT IN ZELDA".  I suppose this was kind of a light-hearted, pre-emptive poke.  It should get interesting soon.

Looks like I got some extra amusement out of it, too, which is nice.  Gamez are serious business.

A parody because there were 2 threads about early scores of BoTW in the last 3 days?
It would make sense if they were more.

good idea but poorly executed, next time take your time and create something less obvious. I'm going to give you a:

out of 10

Could you link that thread? It sounds interesting.

Amazing! Another 100/10 review!!! :D

Sometimes you just have to cut your losses.

I think you could've gotten a lot more entertainment out of it if you made it a 7/10. That's low enough for fan outrage but not yet low enough for people to actually check the link. If it says 10/10 in the thread title people are gonna enter the thread way too relaxed to bother.