Everyone is talking about the costs for the consoles, so I thought I'd find the cost of pimped out versions. Let's get into it:
Switch:
1. Actual console $300.00
2. Three additional Pairs of Joycons $240.00
3. Four pro controllers $280.00
4. Three additional Switches cause fuck it, who needs a TV? $900
5. Four copies of BotW so you can all feel pimped $240.00
6. A carrying case for your glorious Switches- $80.00
7. Four charging grips- $120.00
8. A 256 GB SD card ~$150.00
9. Online internet ~$30.00
10. Your soul
Total: $2,340.00+your soul (total price depends on how worthless your life is)
Xbox One:
Actual Console: $300.00
Three additional Controllers: $180.00
Four elite controllers: $600.00
A 50" 4k tv, since you always complain about graphics- $450.00
A TV stand: ~$120.00
Headphones, since everyone apparently plugs headphones into their controllers: $90.00 (turtle beach)
Three extra headphone sets for your pimped friends: $270.00
Xbox live lol $60.00
At least 5 blu-ray movies with 4k support since 4k is so important: $125.00
A couch to sit on with your pimped friends: $400.00
All the great exclusives only for Xbox and not pc/any other console: $0.00 lol
Some games for your scrubs: $300.00
Total: $2,895.00
Total cost when taking heat, electricity, water, and lack of social life into consideration: Bill Gate's net worth
Sony:
An actual console $400.00
Three controllers for your pimped friends $180.00
A 60" 4k tv to show off your amazing glory $700.00
Some edgy headphones for you and your m8's $520.00 (used Sony wireless platinum headphones)
A TV Stand ~$120.00
online- $60.0
A couch for your pimped friends $400.00
Body pillows of your glorious anime waifus for PS4 only (Switch soon- Senran Kagura ftw) $500.00
Another couch for your sexy waifus- $400.00
Some waifu games- $800.00
Four Vitas since vita+ps4 is basically switch $800.00
Four decent memory cards for your weak Vita's- $400.00
MORE WAIFU GAMES- $300.00
Total: $5,580.00
Additional Benefit: Coolness
After my calculations, the cheapest console to pimp out is the PS4 (or the Switch if you're worthless)! This will officially settle all debates, the PS4 is the king of affordability and waifus!
