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SuaveSocialist said:

A baby seal walks into a club.

I blame Canada.



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SuaveSocialist said:

Some people say I have a morbid sense of humour, so here's a gentle one for you.

A baby seal walks into a club.



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SuaveSocialist said:

Some people say I have a morbid sense of humour, so here's a gentle one for you.

A baby seal walks into a club.

 

Now I wanna hear your most morbid joke.



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Versus_Evil said:
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

them lucky dyslexics...

 

I don't know any good pun in english :c also I don't get half of those posted in this thread...



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Wright said:
SuaveSocialist said:

Some people say I have a morbid sense of humour, so here's a gentle one for you.

A baby seal walks into a club.

 

Now I wanna hear your most morbid joke.

Seriously don't unspoiler if you want to stick to cracker joke land guys.

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