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Lame - Superdimension Neptune vs Sega Hard Girls
Crappy - Hyperdimension Neptunia U: Action Unleashed
Unfitting - Hyperdimension Neptunia: Producing Perfection

oh wait you said good games ...

Trigger Warning: Post is satirical, May contain valid criticism and truth but is meant to be taken as a joke 



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iceland said:

Lame - Superdimension Neptune vs Sega Hard Girls
Crappy - Hyperdimension Neptunia U: Action Unleashed
Unfitting - Hyperdimension Neptunia: Producing Perfection

oh wait you said good games ...

Trigger Warning: Post is satirical, May contain valid criticism and truth but is meant to be taken as a joke 

You don't have to put spoiler warning for that!

I would say Tactics Ogre: Let us Cling Together is a horrible name for a good game. 



 

Uncharted. Literally everywhere he goes, he has maps and charts.

Grand Theft Auto. Almost the smallest crime you do in that game.



SvennoJ said:

I'll take your D and raise you with V

So is no one else going to take this statement towards it's obvious and childish course?

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Raistline said:

So is no one else going to take this statement towards it's obvious and childish course?

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I got played like a damn fiddle, so I can't add anything at all. xD



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Ultrashroomz said:
Super Smash BROS. for 3DS/Wii U

We have Peach, Zelda, Samus, Palutena, Lucina, Bayonetta...

Are you implying that Bayonetta isn't one of the bros?

OdinHades said:
Baphomet's Fluch. It's the german title for the Broken Sword games and it makes absolutely NO sense at all! Baphomet appears only once in the entire game and he is only briefly mentioned in a dialogue. In part 2, 3, 4 and 5, Baphomet does not appear at all. But I gotta admit the name has a nice ring to it. Still doesn't make any sense. =P

Starwing. The german title for Starfox. Wings in space are totally useless. Then again, foxes in space are also useless...

Clayfighter 63 1/3. I get they were trying to copy the naked gun, but come on...

Duke Nukem Forever. That title is just so fitting that ist's not funny anymore.

FIFA 64. Yes, every game and their mother was called 64 on the N64. But especially with FIFA, it sound so so wrong. Like a version of the game taking place long in the past, in the glory days of the 60s. Now that I think of it, such a football game would actually more enjoyable than modern variants...

But it sounds awesome though! Awesome trumps making sense in video game logic! :P

I still remember playing this on an ancient laptop in my dads kitchen. Good times!



There is this indie game. I don't know if its actually good, but its called somthing like "VVVVVV". Everytime i see it i think thats retarded.



Castlevania: Dracula X (Chronicles). Also known as Rondo of Blood and Vampire's Kiss in Europe. The NA and European names are pretty awkward especially Dracula X which gives me some impression that Dracula is back but he has some sort of new power which makes him ""X". But it's just Castlevania 5, nothing really different from the previous games except you can play as a little girl who throws birds at her enemies.

Chronicles is also strange because it implies that there is another Dracula X game out there, which there isn't unless you count SotN.



Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE. Should have been called Performa.



Ganoncrotch said:
Street Fighter.

I was so disappointed to find out you never got to beat up any streets in the game, just other fighters who also had turned up only to find the Streets had declined the invite to battle.

In fact of all the stages in Street fighter 2 only Chun-Li's is on a street, Ryu's is a Rooftop, Ken is a Dock, Blanka a jungle bridge, Guile - Airport, Dhalsim is inside a temple, E - honda is a bathhouse, Zangief is a steelmill, Vega is a cage fight, Balrog is a casino with Sagat fighting near a giant statue. Bison fighting inside a monks monastery

The name just doesn't make sense.

But the name is catchy